Him: Whats the biggest size you have this in?
Me: 2x. You wear a 2x?
Him: Whats the smallest size you got?
Me: Small. You wear a small?
Him: Nah. (confused face).
Him: So you tryna hook me up with a job?
Me: What can you hook me up with?
Me: How old are you?
Him: four hundreds.....(some number I don't remember said, with minimal confidence in his voice)
Me: *stares at him*
Me: You aren't sixteen, seventeen, or eighteen.